- Dress your age. No one wants to see your bum, boobs or stomach if they are saggy and/or wrinkled.
- Dress for the season, and the weather. If it's the middle of winter, for godsakes, put on some tights, wear a coat to the club, and retire your tank tops until it's warm enough that you won't poke someone's eye out with your frozen nipples.
- Flip flops are never a fashion statement. Especially if they're platform flip flops.
- Uggs are OVER. Crocs never began.
- Don't get a perm. And if you're going to colour your hair, keep an eye on your roots. Oh, and think about bangs.
- You can tell a person by their shoes and their nails. What do yours say about you?
- Beards are hot. As are glasses.
- If you're self-conscious about your waistline, don't cinch your outfit with a belt to make yourself look "slimmer". It only draws more attention to your stomach.
- Those bras with the clear straps are tacky.
- Bicycles make a perfect accessory.
